At Random

We thought we’d throw this year’s major political players into the Pokémon universe. Man, we’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of these characters.

Tim Kaine wanted to make sure your sleepover was all right—oh, and he made nachos, he’ll just leave ‘em on the ping pong table.

Charles was a shaken man when he came through the door. “I’ve had some terrible news dear,” he told his wife. “The doctor just told me I have only 12 hours to live.”

Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on two bar stools.