First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I went to the VFW last night and saw a woman dancing on a table.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless veteran.
A man comes home with a sheep under his arm and says, “Honey, I would like you to meet the pig that I sleep with when you say you have a headache.”
"Apparently, he's been hiding assets for years."
It’s time to settle up with that silent partner of yours, Uncle Sam.
Times are tough for the American rancher.
A Moscow petting zoo is making quite a fuss and is considering legal action over the treatment of one of its animals.
Damn, I really thought this was the Gophers’ year.
I’m not going to vouch for the authenticity of this story but I think you’ll get a smile out of it.
