At Random

Wow, three years of doing At Random. We’re going to celebrate this fountain of middle age with a special edition. This month’s humor section will be devoted to our furry feline friends!

Dear Diary: My food dish is now only half full. It is obvious that I will soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel. This may be my last entry.

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day when she said, “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to be really ticked if it’s not ready on time.”