Tim Kaine wanted to make sure your sleepover was all right—oh, and he made nachos, he’ll just leave ‘em on the ping pong table.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Sampson asks her class, “Who can tell me which part of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Government surveyors came to Ole’s farm in the early fall and asked if they could get a look at his land. Ole agreed and after the job was complete, they came to find Ole.
"Desperate for pitching, the Twins put Timmy Jacobson, a fan from Section 129, on the mound."
A winning baseball team does wonderful things for fans. The aura of a bad team, on the other hand, can hang around a city like a stale fart.
Our ever-alert At Random staff came across a news item reporting the public spanking of eight employees at a rural China bank for poor performance. Herein, we break down the Leuthold Discipline Protocol.
Downside of #Brexit is global economic collapse but the upside is I just bought a castle.
A little change of pace for At Random this month. Europe needs our help. We offer you a word puzzle—don’t roll your eyes! An Internet search will give you the answer but where’s the fun in that?
Charles was a shaken man when he came through the door. “I’ve had some terrible news dear,” he told his wife. “The doctor just told me I have only 12 hours to live.”