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    Joke of the Month

    September 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    The Blue Ribbon goes to Wils Robinson, but an assist goes to Walter Deemer who creatively sanitized it into borderline printable shape.

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    Back Again By Popular Request: More From “Dr. Science”

    August 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    Our “Ask Dr. Science” excerpts in recent issues have generated a generally positive response.....“Much more valuable than your stock market stuff”…..“Dr. Science’s computer care advice got me a brand new computer at work”.

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    Joke of the Month

    July 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    The winner comes from Dale Robinson, an old friend and former college roommate now living in Placentia, California. I am dedicating it to Pete Larson, an often hot stock picker with Fleet Investment in Hartford who also happens to be Swedish.

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    Jokes of the Month

    June 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    A plethora of jokes this month. In the past, Floyd Norris (New York Times) has observed a correlation between Leuthold Group joke flow and the state of the stock market. Each of the following jokes received at least one first place vote and your editor has decided to award blue ribbons to all.

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    Joke of the Month

    May 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    Good joke flow in April. Perhaps April Fool’s Day (National Economists Day) had something to do with this.

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    Joke of the Month

    April 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    Walter Deemer strikes again with what just could be “The Joke of the Year.” Walter, unlike Uncle Miltie, admits he did steal the joke and indicates he will pass the Leuthold Blue Ribbon on to his source. Who says all investment strategists are waffling dishonest souls with no integrity?

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    College Student Light Bulb Jokes

    March 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    Colonel Rollo Spaulding, ERP, is both a reader of and sometimes contributor to this publication. For security reasons, we have been instructed not to reveal his true identity, but I believe the ERP designation stands for Educated Renaissance Person.

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    Joke of the Month

    January 05, 1996 BY Steve Leuthold

    Winner was a late entry from Bob Potter, host of Public Radio’s “Sound Money”. Thanks Bob. I was about to cancel the January joke competition.

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    Joke of the Month

    December 05, 1995 BY Steve Leuthold

    For several years now it has been our policy to disqualify all Ole and Lena jokes from this Joke of the Month competition. But, in the spirit of the Lutefisk Season there will be a temporary suspension of this no Norwegian joke policy.

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    Joke of the Month

    November 05, 1995 BY Steve Leuthold

    Last issue, joke flow had been so lame I was forced to declare myself the winner. October was better....in fact, we have a tie, two winners and two Blue Ribbon awards going out.

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