A beaver wandered into a Dollar General store just south of Washington DC on December 1st. Future DC resident, President-elect Trump, was very unsettled by the intrusive rodent. Mr. Trump decided to call At Random at three in the morning to vent.
“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Mary and Joseph did—traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
“Hell, I don’t even watch the pros. If the NBA was on Channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on Channel 4, I’d watch the frogs—even if they came in fuzzy.”
Donald Trump has boasted about his minimal preparations for the debates but wasn’t shy about offering his hyperbolic, light-on-specifics opinions. The Twitter-verse compared it to a bold teenager giving a book report without reading the book.
