You’ve just wrapped up a two hour, red-eye conference call with your Russian overlords. The chill in Moscow seemed to flow through the phone line. Only the soft pima cotton of your Trump thermal pajamas can melt away those goosebumps.
Hillary Clinton sightings have been pretty rare since November 9th. I guess when you lose to a guy that 61% of voters said wasn’t qualified to be president, you’ve probably got some serious soul searching to do. Still, we were curious on how Mrs. Clinton was filling her days.
A beaver wandered into a Dollar General store just south of Washington DC on December 1st. Future DC resident, President-elect Trump, was very unsettled by the intrusive rodent. Mr. Trump decided to call At Random at three in the morning to vent.