Donald Trump has boasted about his minimal preparations for the debates but wasn’t shy about offering his hyperbolic, light-on-specifics opinions. The Twitter-verse compared it to a bold teenager giving a book report without reading the book. Here are our favorite Trump book reviews and a few of our own.
You’ve just wrapped up a two hour, red-eye conference call with your Russian overlords. The chill in Moscow seemed to flow through the phone line. Only the soft pima cotton of your Trump thermal pajamas can melt away those goosebumps.
A beaver wandered into a Dollar General store just south of Washington DC on December 1st. Future DC resident, President-elect Trump, was very unsettled by the intrusive rodent. Mr. Trump decided to call At Random at three in the morning to vent.