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Mar 06 2024
Mar 06 2024

Tough Sledding

  • Mar 6, 2024

After nearly 100 inches of snow and brutal cold last year, our collective prayers for a lesser winter were answered this year.

Mar 06 2024

Yuri Sokolov for President

  • Mar 6, 2024

Greetings, comrades. My name is Yuri Sokolov and I have been asked to run for President of Russia.

Mar 06 2024

Here Come The Timberwolves?

  • Mar 6, 2024

Forget the mild winter, the real story of the past few months in this slice of flyover country has been the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Mar 06 2024

Bob Uecker Takes Us To Spring Training

  • Mar 6, 2024

“Coach told me to use a lighter bat. Not to get around on fastballs, but so it wouldn’t be as heavy when I carried it back to the dugout.”

Mar 06 2024

Ole’s Neighbor

  • Mar 6, 2024

Ole farmed a parcel on the good side of the St. Croix River. On the other side was another farmer named Clarence who Ole didn’t like at all.

Mar 06 2024

Another Ole Joke? C’mon Phil!

  • Mar 6, 2024

There was a terrible fire at Hans Hanson’s ice-fishing house and a body was discovered in the charred remains.

Mar 06 2024

A Wisconsin Dad’s First Drink With His Son

  • Mar 6, 2024

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time my dad took me out for my first drink.

Feb 07 2024

Cartoon of the Month - February 2023

  • Feb 7, 2024

"Well, Well, Well, ..."

Feb 07 2024

Meat Raffle Season!

  • Feb 7, 2024

With the tailwinds of the holidays departed, our seasonal affective disorders are in full swing here in Minnesota.

Feb 07 2024

February is Pickleball Awareness Month

  • Feb 7, 2024

This month, we take the time to mourn the friends and   family we’ve lost to Pickleball.

Feb 07 2024

Middle Aged Fantasy-Hotline Theater

  • Feb 7, 2024

Thank you for calling the Middle Aged Fantasy Hotline, one of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.

Feb 07 2024

Coach Belichick Points Us To The Super Bowl

  • Feb 7, 2024

On players’ social media accounts: “MyFace, YourFace, InstantFace. Go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff. I don’t know.”

Feb 07 2024

Are You Married, Too?

  • Feb 7, 2024

As I sat on the couch watching TV, my wife yelled from upstairs...

Feb 07 2024

A Little Optimism—From Dale Robinson

  • Feb 7, 2024

On my way home one day, I stopped at the park to watch a Little League baseball game. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

Feb 07 2024

The Moose Hunt

  • Feb 7, 2024

Ole and Sven go moose hunting up in Northern Minnesota every winter without any success. Finally, they come up with a foolproof plan.

Feb 07 2024

The Sermon

  • Feb 7, 2024

A man went to church. After the service was over, he approached the pastor to shake his hand

Jan 05 2024
Jan 05 2024

Best Of 2023

  • Jan 5, 2024

2023 has come and gone! We hope that you owned the correct seven stocks this past year.

Jan 05 2024

Remembering Steve Leuthold

  • Jan 5, 2024

I can recall a lunch meeting at a busy, upscale Minneapolis restaurant—just me and Steve. It was the fall, and he was eager to discuss the summer crops from his garden in Maine.